Grand Hotel Abyss

Grand Hotel Abyss

Share this post

Grand Hotel Abyss
Grand Hotel Abyss
MAJOR ARCANA: Part Two, Chapter 2
Copy link
Facebook
Email
Notes
More

MAJOR ARCANA: Part Two, Chapter 2

Moral Wilderness

John Pistelli's avatar
John Pistelli
May 31, 2023
∙ Paid
3

Share this post

Grand Hotel Abyss
Grand Hotel Abyss
MAJOR ARCANA: Part Two, Chapter 2
Copy link
Facebook
Email
Notes
More
Share
Upgrade to paid to play voiceover

Major Arcana is a serialized novel for paid subscribers. For more details, both about the novel and about subscriber amenities, please see the Preface.


PART TWO

Chapter 2. | Moral Wilderness

Simon Magnus’s first love, as we know, was Valerie Karns. “Tell us about Valerie,” the interviewers from the comics press would say, after Simon Magnus had mentioned Valerie Karns in an answer to one of the fan letters—“Where do you get your ideas from?”—published in the back of Marsh Man. Valerie Karns’s story, or the version of Valerie Karns’s story Simon Magnus saw fit to tell, subsequently became a routine feature of Simon Magnus’s public persona. When Simon Magnus told the story live, the audience would laugh, clap, and stomp; then they would nod thoughtfully and titter nervously; and, finally, they would let out a sad, low hum.

Keep reading with a 7-day free trial

Subscribe to Grand Hotel Abyss to keep reading this post and get 7 days of free access to the full post archives.

Already a paid subscriber? Sign in
© 2025 Grand Hotel Abyss
Privacy ∙ Terms ∙ Collection notice
Start writingGet the app
Substack is the home for great culture

Share

Copy link
Facebook
Email
Notes
More